That's intense
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If I die, sorry about rent.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
