i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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