Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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