I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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