She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
well I can't set my house on fire every night
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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