Rock
Scissors
Fuck
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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