genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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