Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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