Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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