You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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