I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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