On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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