Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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