I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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