handjob tips. give me some.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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