i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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