Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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