do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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