I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
