found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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