I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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