Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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