Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I have post one night stand depression
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