Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Is Oprah even human
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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