it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Damn victory sex feels great
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