I love black thongs
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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