If that was your dad, he is hot
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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