So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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