i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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