I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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