don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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