Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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