you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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