Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
