Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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