Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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