sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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