forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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