what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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