Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
