gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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