put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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