Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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