That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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