Sponge bath it is.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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