There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I currently don't understand fingers.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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