She's JV to your varsity
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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