I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
