This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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