THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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