I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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