So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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