have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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