why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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