This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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