last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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