Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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