She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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