where does the pee come out of this thing
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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